don’t knows snakes from dildos about tha

Hey! So, I don’t know diddly-squat about snakes from dildos about tha. That is the honest truth, and I think it’s pretty funny if you really think about it. I ain’t lying when I say I sure wouldn’t be looking at any snakes if they were part of a dildo assortment in a store.

It has been a while since a topic such as this has come up in conversation, as it is not one of the most talked about topics. Especially in polite company. Even typing it out feels a bit strange! It’s like you don’t want to hit that “send” button as you are a bit fearful of what your friends will think of you.

To be quite honest, Penis Rings I wouldn’t even be able to tell the two apart if they were right in front of me. I mean, the dildos have a shape to them, but not all snakes do and vice-versa; so it would be quite a challenge to distinguish between them, even if I wanted to really try and spot the difference.

At the same time, I don’t think there is anything wrong about not knowing what a snake from a dildo looks like – it is understandable! As my grandmother likes to say, “it is better to not know some things” and in this case, I think she might be right. Anyways, it is not something that I need to know, and it is definitely not something I will be searching for online either.

That said, there must be people out there who can easily identify the two just by observing them. It must be quite fascinating to be able to spot the difference between these two with such accuracy. But I mean, it’s not my cup of tea, and I usually glance the other way when this kind of stuff comes up.

I prefer to stick to topics like the weather, sports and the news of the day. I think those are safe topics and they don’t cause any awkwardness. It’s because of this that I generally stay away from the topic of snakes from dildos about tha, and I do not entertain any questions that relate to it whatsoever.

Anyways, this isn’t a topic I would bring up in any conversations, so I won’t waste too much of your time talking about it. I know that there are more important things to talk about that we can actually do something with. So let’s just keep this one a short conversation and move on.