Okay, so you want to know how to use a cucumber as a sex toy? Well, here’s my story. I remember when I first heard of it! I thought it was so cool and definitely worth giving a try. So, I went to the store, bought one of those long, green cucumbers and brought it home.
The first thing I did was inspect the cucumber. To make sure it was completely safe for use, I washed it thoroughly and then made sure it was clean with some dish soap just to be extra safe. Then I started prepping it.
I took a knife, cut the cucumber in half and then cut a small cavity at one end. This is where I’d insert the lube / oil. On the other end I created another cavity, to which I added a few drops of my favorite personal lubricant. To keep the cucumber from slipping around while in use, I also wrapped it in some medical tape. While I was at it, I threw a condom on top just in case.
The next step was to figure out how I would actually use the cucumber. I wanted to make sure it wasn’t uncomfortable or too cold, so I decided to warm it up a bit first. I placed it in a bowl of warm water for a few minutes before actually using it.
Finally, I was ready to try my cucumber sex toy. I slipped it in slowly, and just enjoyed the moment. It felt amazing. The texture of the cucumber was like velvet, and the lubricant really helped it glide in and out. And since I had prepped it correctly, it was relatively easy to keep it in.
So, after my experience with the cucumber, I can now say that cucumbers can actually make quite decent sex toys. They can be used both internally and externally, are cheap, readily available and easily customizable. Plus, they’re completely safe as long as you take the necessary precautions and clean them properly before and after use. What do you think? Have you ever tried it?
Moving on, cucumbers are not the only thing you can use for sex toy purposes. There are various other fruits and vegetables out there that can make for good sex toys — carrots, peppers, zucchinis, etc. The same rules apply for all of these: make sure they’re clean and wrap them properly. Plus, don’t forget to use a condom so you’re totally safe.
If vegetables aren’t really your thing, you can also use sex toys. From vibrators to dildos, there are plenty of different options out there for you to choose from. The biggest difference between these and veggies is that they are specifically designed for sexual pleasure, so they usually offer more features and better ergonomics.
There is also quite a bit of DIY sex toys out there. If you’re not interested in buying sex toys, you can make your own using stuff you have lying around your house. For example, you can make a spanking paddle out of a wooden spoon and some rope. Or, you can make a vibrator out of a toy motor and some electric parts. The possibilities are endless.
No matter which option you choose, make sure it’s safe and fits your needs. Different bodies respond differently to different objects, so what works for someone else may not work for you. Take your time to find the right option and then just have fun.