I couldn’t believe it, I did all I was supposed to do, I took care of it and used it safely, but alas, my dildo had other plans. Of course, I tried to give it some TLC and maybe revive it, thinking it just needed some time to cool down. But alas, to no avail. I was truly dejected and Penis Rings fell into a deep, deep disappointment – my pleasurable dreams were just a distant memory.
I learnt my lesson right then and there – no matter how tempting, I had to make sure I only use dildos that had a good track record. It was an expensive lesson, but it was a lesson none the less. After that, I always made sure to get reviews from other users, read up about the user guide and even went so far as to ask the vendor about previous use. I knew I was taking no chances!
Even if everything around the purchase, use and maintenance checked out fine, I took an extra step and got insurance on it. I would not risk my hanky panky time, as it was a special thing for me. From then on, I was always sure to take extra precaution and make sure I was prepared for “when dildos go bad”.
But the one thing I learned more than any other thing was that I had to take my time and be patient when choosing the perfect dildo. That meant checking out the material, size, shape and even the functionality too. It was the only way I could ensure that things would be smooth sailing for me.
As I always said, practice makes perfect. Well, I was quite the pro with the dildo-picking by now. Nothing was going to stand in my way and prevent me from getting my hands on my Jack Johnson. Sure, it took some trial and error, but I was now a master of choosing the safest dildo. It was an accomplishment that I was proud of!
Happy with my newfound knowledge, I could now go about my business secure in the knowledge that my pleasure time would no longer be disrupted by a bad dildo. From now on, I was the master of my fate and I was ready to rock and roll!