It’s the topic that nobody wants to talk about. Was Shakira holding a dildo during her Super Bowl Half Time Show performance? This wild rumor has been circulating online for months and I have to admit, it’s got me pretty curious.
I mean, I’ve seen those suggestive moves with her hips before, but this time it was different. She appeared to be twirling something on stage that seemed to be pretty long and thin. What could it have been?
Now, if you’re like me, you’re probably wondering if it really was a dildo? My first thought was that it was her signature snake wrap belt and she was just doing her signature snake hips dance, Penis Rings but after further speculation, I can’t help but think it was something else. All of the camera angles and grainy footage made it hard to tell what it really was.
Of course, the conspiracy theorists out there were quick to jump to conclusions, but that’s not really fair to do when we don’t have all of the facts. We have to look into the case and dive into the evidence.
After zooming in on some still frames of the performance, I believe those who say she was twirling a dildo. It certainly looked exactly like one… although I’m sure there was a perfectly innocent explanation. Maybe she accidentally grabbed the wrong prop during a quick scene change? Who knows!
But if she really was holding a sex toy, sex dolls then why? Was it part of her performance? Was it a joke? Maybe she was trying to make a statement of some sort? There are so many possibilities, and I can’t help but think that I’m missing out on something really obvious here.
I guess the only way to find out for sure would be to hear it straight from her. But until then, I guess we will have to keep speculating and waiting for a definitive answer. Until then, don’t fall too deeply into the conspiracy theories and enjoy the show for what it was: an incredible display of talent and energy from one of the greatest performers of all time.